10 Little Bitty Things That Won't Break Us
I have several intricacies which somewhat rattle my dear husband. They won't be the death of us, but they are enough to leave him with a scowl:
10. I buy "US" magazine every week. They lie around the house. I just love Hollywood gossip.
9. Whenever the featured "Scent of the Season" comes out at Bath-n-Body, I simply must have it. So I do. Now, multiply the months in a year, by fresh, sultry, sexy, exotic, relaxing, powdery, citrusy and merry….well, that's a lot of space under the sink.
8. Always says I'm "pound wise and penny foolish". I scream when a light is left on for no reason, but I'm first in line at the new fashion of BCBG. Don't care if it's on sale.
7. Water. I drink water. And water only. The problem is, I don't do tap water. So I am afraid of running out of water and consequently currently have 23 five-gallon bottles in my garage waiting to be imbibed.
6. I like a good beer. And therein lies the issue. I hate cheap beer. I only like the fancy stuff. So I'll buy a 12 pack. So that's not so bad, right? Well, it is in his eyes when I take a sip or two, it gets warm on the couter and I chuck it down the sink. Really gets him in a tizzle tazzle.
5. He's a night owl. I wake up way before the crack of dawn. Just how exactly did we even meet, anyway?
4. Shoes. Yeah. I'm a lover. I don't feel like explaining this one futher. I mean, he did have his own closet built, so…it's all fair.
3. I still love the soap-opery kinda shows on TV. He doesn't. So, it's a fight for the right channel.
2. I every so often moan and groan about being the Florida girl who was ripped away from her beach life to the gray skies of February. I did it all for love, and certain days of the year I don't let him forget it.
1. I put ice in my red wine.
We are still currently living in wedded bliss. 
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